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Vodka Christmas Cake.... recipe.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Nov 19, 2012.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Vodka Christmas Cake


    Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!


    (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit.


    Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. ...Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

    Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK.

    Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.


    Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it.

    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

    Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

    Check the Vodka.

    Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.
     
  2. Bluedotman

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    Good one Bulge. LOL. Bluedotman
     
  3. RickN

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    I made the mistake of trying to read this at work. Had to explain to a few customers what was so funny.

    Very good Mike.
     
  4. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    I've made that cake........And that's the way mine turned out, as well.
     
  5. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Excuse me I have to go get a bottle of Vodka. Bulge.
     
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    Good one Bulge think I might go get started on it
     
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