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VACATION IDEA! .....

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Bob Schultz, Jan 8, 2009.

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  1. Bob Schultz

    Bob Schultz Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

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    A freid of mine sent me this from New Zealand ... some good thoughts here....

    Now here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure
    of a lifetime, try this:
    a.. Go to Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. c.. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in english,and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital. d. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be
    printed in English. e.. Procreate abundantly. f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand. g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper. h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise. i.. Demand classes on American culture in the Muslim school system. j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance equivalent. k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq l.. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore localtraffic laws. m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teachesEnglish to all its officers.. n.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in. Good luck! You'll soon be dead. It would never happen in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter) except in the UK , US, Canada or Australia , because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too scared to 'offend' anyone.
     
  2. Bocephas

    Bocephas Well-Known Member

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    Pretty much sums it up.Might also add crooked.

    Bo
     
  3. dbcook

    dbcook TS Member

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    are there any politicians left that are not lawyers? dwain
     
  4. wolfram

    wolfram Well-Known Member

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    The truly bizzare thing about our politicians is that they see these 'undocumented' people as potential voters. How is that even possible?
     
  5. 682LINY

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    Simple cure to a complex problem,,,,,,,,PERMANENT AND UNCHANGEABLE,,,,,ANYONE EVER CAUGHT IN THIS COUNTRY illegily CAN NEVER BE GIVER THE right TO VOTE,,,,it would end all the pandering to the illegles,,,,
     
  6. birdogs

    birdogs TS Member

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    Politics has always been shady, if not downright corrupt. What else would attract lawyers to it?
     
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