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Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by Palos shooter, May 12, 2011.

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  1. Palos shooter

    Palos shooter Active Member

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    Today I was shooting some undocumented targets at my local gun club..My buddies were in the clubhouse drinking coffeeI just snuck out to the trap and shot at 50 targets..I didn't think I should pay for them because I was wishing for a 50 straight and a better score..It was very windy and some of the targets were illegal..The management was not out on patrol to see if the targets were set to the ATA specations..Seeing that I am not a member of the club and don't pay any dues or membership fees do you think I should pay for these targets..I could have a better life if I didn't have to pay for any targets that I have shot..Do you think that homeland security can help me out ..Maybe I can become a welfare shooter??Do you think some gun clubs will take the Ilinois LINK card for targets..
    Maybe the Gov can help me out// Maybe not as I don;t have a ILLINOIS PRISION RECORD..
    What a country ,,Illegal targets ..Illegal shooters..Illegal citizens..
    Will I have to show my Birth certificate to shoot?? Maybe the green card??
    Soon we will have the Mexican country shoot..Tijuana singles..Drug handicap..
    Cocaine doubles.. Just a little humor..Maybe brighton the day,
    If I mow the grass at the club for cash money and don't pay any taxes on the money I earn and just pay the tax on the gasoline that i purchased for the lawn mower will it satify the IRS..And maybe the tax on the food I eat..Does this make me a tax paying citizen???
     
  2. grntitan

    grntitan Well-Known Member

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    Time to put the bottle down and go to bed now.
     
  3. missed some

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    aint being a democrat great.
     
  4. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Did you borrow their guns from the rack too?
     
  5. chipped99

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    You might try a topwater bait on the next cast!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. oletymer

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    You probably took a couple of boxes of shells from someones bag. What a dirt ball. You should be neutered and not be able to reproduce more of your kind.
     
  7. BigM-Perazzi

    BigM-Perazzi Well-Known Member

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    Thats where my vest went!!!
     
  8. az outlaw

    az outlaw Member

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    OK!!!!! Now that we know you are undocumented AND shooting here illegally AND probably shot someone elses gun from the gun rack AND took someone elses shells AND took someone elses shooting vest, YOU need to hold a RALLY AGAINST US AND TELL US WHAT A BUNCH OF BACKWOOD HILLBILLY RACISTS we are and then have your kids go take lessons from the clubs best shooter, that way your kids can become MEMBERS of the club at NO CHARGE!!!!!!!!
     
  9. az outlaw

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    FlaLagarto, Sorry you don't see the humor, it's hard to understand these things if you are not one of us that live in the Southwest that deal with these kinds of things on a daily basis with the "ILLEGAL" immigrants. We enjoy a chance to get our points of view out to the rest of our Country that has NO idea what REALLY goes on along our Nations southern border.
     
  10. Barry C. Roach

    Barry C. Roach Well-Known Member

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    Comedy is tough.
     
  11. spitter

    spitter Well-Known Member TS Supporters

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    ... and this is a big room. How sad, that without even reading the thread - I knew where this was headed... If the targets were undocumented... are they even broken if shot?!

    Jay
     
  12. Palos shooter

    Palos shooter Active Member

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    This is just my form of trapshooting Satire.If you google it you get this--Satire The literary art of ridiculing a folly or vice in order to expose or correct it. The object of satire is usually some human frailty; people, institutions, ideas, and things are all fair game for satirists. Satire evokes attitudes of amusement, contempt, scorn, or indignation toward its faulty subject in the hope of somehow improving it.
    There is more truth than most people know in jest.Maybe the ATA can come up with the trapshooters dream act..We could all dream we were AA shooters...I live in Illinois and my Senator Turban Durban sponsors the Dream Act..
    Grntitan is right..I should leave the scotch alone..Lonesome scotch????
     
  13. capulona

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    Sorry, it but has to be funny. it's not. my apologies.

    try again.
     
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