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UN attacks new Bush torture method

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  1. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    PRESIDENT BUSH UNVEALS NEW INTERROGATION METHOD, UN CRIES FOUL

    WASH DC - President Bush announced today a new alternative to the controversial waterboarding interrogation methods assailed by some as torture.

    "We're going to get the information required to make our nation safe and secure one way or another", said President Bush, at a last minute press conference. "We're going to make them listen to rap music".

    The United Nations and several human rights groups immediately protested, claiming that listening to rap music is cruel, and that it goes against the Geneva Convention.

    "I cannot imagine a worse torture than this. It's inhumane in the extreme, and does not respect basic human rights", said a UN delegate from North Korea. "But that's what we have come to expect from imperialist running dogs".

    A spokesman for Nancy Pelosi stated that she knew of the torture method, but would not comment on it until Ms. Pelosi saw which way the political winds blew. "If the people support it, so will Nancy. If not, then we'll try to impeach Mr. Bush."

    "If the price of ensuring that terrorists do not get tortured is a nuked American city, then that's the moral thing to do", said a spokesman for Amnesty International from his London office.

    Congress is set to convene on the issue, once someone can wake Ted Kennedy up from his stupor.

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  2. superxjeff

    superxjeff Active Member

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    Not very far from the truth. Jeff
     
  3. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Remember the scene from "Apocalypse Now" where Col Kilgore had them play Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" as they attacked?

    Maybe not reality but pretty cool. Airstrikes with music might create some trauma in the Muslim community.

    I'm thinking "Hava Nagila"!!

    HM
     
  4. Jerbear

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    That was good Brian- you do so much better when you avoid the silly Wal-Mart bashing.
     
  6. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Mr. Stud, you apparently have not been around very long. The article about Mao Marts insurance is the first real bashing of Mao Mart that I've done. I've otherwise been pretty neutral on Mao Mart for the most part. In fact, I have shopped there for shells and other items, and will continue to do so.
     
  7. jackmitch

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    that is cruel and inhumane treatment! i say we just ask them politely and see what they say. if they don't spill their guts right away we can spill them for them. i like the mao-mart name brian thats a good one.merry christmas to all.jackmitch. now don't give me grief about the spilling guts line i only half meant it.
     
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