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Two tough questions.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    > 2 Tough Questions
    > Question 1:
    >
    > If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
    > already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
    > one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
    > you recommend that she have an abortion?



    > Read the next question before looking at the
    > response for this one.


    > Question 2:
    > It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
    > your vote counts.
    > Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who
    > would you vote for?


    > Candidate A.
    >
    > He associates with crooked politicians, and consults
    > with astrologist.
    > He's had two mistresses.
    > He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a
    > day.


    > Candidate B.
    >
    > He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
    > noon,
    > used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey
    > every evening.


    > Candidate C
    >
    > He is a decorated war hero.
    > He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
    > drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his
    > wife.


    > Which of these candidates would be our choice?
    >
    > Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the
    > response.

    >
    >
    > Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    > Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
    > Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
    >

    > And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion
    > question:
    >
    > If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
    >
    > Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
    > before judging someone.

    >
    > Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep
    > reading..

    > Never be afraid to try something new.

    > Remember:
    >
    > Amateurs...built the ark.
    > Professionals...built the Titanic

    > And Finally, can you imagine working for a company
    > that
    > has a little more than 500 employees and has the
    > following statistics:
    >
    > * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    > * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    > * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    > * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
    > least 2 businesses
    > * 3 have done time for assault
    > * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    > * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    > * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    > * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    > * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
    > last year...
    >
    > Can you guess which organization this is?

    > Give up yet?
    >
    >
    >
    > It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
    >
    > The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws
    > each year designed to
    > keep the rest of us in line.
     
  2. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    Ho Hum!

    How many times have we seen this before?
     
  3. Dahaub

    Dahaub Active Member

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    With all those arrests and charges filed I'm glad they don't have much time to screw us over. Dan
     
  4. Landshark

    Landshark Member

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    New to me and I'm not suprised.
     
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