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Two Priests and a nicoderm patch----Risque. Humor

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    Nicoderm patch

    Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.

    One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it.

    He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."

    The other priest replies, "No, it's working just fine right there. I'm down to two butts a day."
  2. crusha

    crusha TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998

    Ha ha ha ha ha....
  3. dr.beav

    dr.beav Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Here is a Maxine joke for you!

    My 1 Day of Employment

    After landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
    a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.

    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
    unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
    yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
    I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal Mart.
    Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
    'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
    Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
    So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
    I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
    Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
    My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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