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two crocs LOL

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  1. bigbore613

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    I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much
    trouble."
    -Rudyard Kipling


    Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The
    smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I can't understand how
    you can be so much bigger than me.
    We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

    'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
    'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc. 'Hmm.
    Well, where do you catch them? ''Down the other side of the swamp near
    the parking lot by the Capitol.' 'Same here.
    Hmm. How do you catch them?'

    'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
    unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the
    shit out of them and eat 'em!' 'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I
    see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the
    time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing
    left but an asshole and a briefcase.
     
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    I'll bet the other three did it out of habit. Out of RESPECT. They do it every time. It's like second nature for them.

    obama didn't do it because, IT NEVER ENTERED HIS MIND TO DO IT.

    Think about that. I don't think he purposely stood there with his hands crossed. He wasn't trying to "make a statement", it just NEVER ENTERED HIS MIND.

    That should tell you something about how he feels about our country.

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    ttt

    AJ100
     
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