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Two Birds: Biology

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Chango2, Dec 28, 2009.

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  1. Chango2

    Chango2 Active Member

    Nov 12, 2007
    A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing
    about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican
    woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

    The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a
    hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

    The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck
    a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently
    used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed
    confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

    The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker
    successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree
    almost without breaking a sweat.

    Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the
    Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican
    woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither
    was able to peck the tree in their own country?

    After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same

    Apparently,Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker
    gets harder when you're away from home.
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