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Tuesday's Funnies !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Jerbear, Mar 4, 2008.

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  1. Jerbear

    Jerbear TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

    Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. I've somethin' to tell ya."

    Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But, where's my husband?

    "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda . "There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery."

    "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda . "Please don't tell me."

    I must, Brenda . Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."

    Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

    "It was terrible, Brenda . He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned.

    "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Tim, Did he at least go quickly?"

    "Well, Brenda ... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

    Enjoy your day.... Jerbear
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    Thanks for the laugh and smile Jerbear, good to know we can coutn on you for a laugh and a smile.
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