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Tuesday Humor !!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by BRGII, Aug 25, 2009.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?'



    The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

    Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask yo ur brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

    So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really us e that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

    The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

    The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?'

    The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

    His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?'

    The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars,

    but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.
     
  2. Pull & Mark

    Pull & Mark Well-Known Member

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    One vote for best Joke Of The Year. Thats a Good One. LOL Breake-em all. Jeff
     
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