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Tuesday Humor !!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by BRGII, May 26, 2009.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

    Feb 26, 2008
    Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

    He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
    'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

    She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling..'

    Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

    A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse.

    It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you!'
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    LMAO very good
  3. Trapshooter01

    Trapshooter01 TS Member

    Dec 6, 2006
    A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.

    As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

    COLD BEER: $2.00

    HAMBURGER: $2.25



    HAND JOB: $50.00

    Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' bikerĀ  walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinksĀ to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

    She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

    "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

    The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

    She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".

    The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".
  4. Rich V.

    Rich V. Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

    After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

    As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

    Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

    Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it???
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