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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bigdogtx, Jan 27, 2009.

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  1. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

    Aug 5, 2006
    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

    Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called ' Beer' .

    The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

    Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

    A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

    Men are render ed helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

    After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'. In extreme cases, the f emale may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'.

    Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female s.

    Please forward this warning to every male you know.

    If you fall victim to this ' Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

    For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Gun Club' in the phone book .
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    Now you warn me!
  3. waterhouselake

    waterhouselake TS Member

    Apr 2, 2006
    The love story of Ralph and Edna...
    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean
    they don't love you with all they have.

    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. They became good friends. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped right at the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'
    Happy Mental Health Day!
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