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Tuesday Humor

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by BRGII, Jul 22, 2008.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

    Feb 26, 2008
    A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

    The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
    He says 'Yes - caffeine'

    'Have you ever been in the service?'
    'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

    The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
    The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'

    The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
    Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 -
    and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
    The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM,
    ;why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?

    'This is a government job,' the interviewer says.
    'For the first two hours we just stand
    around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
    No point in you coming in for that.'
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    Great joke, and I know a few woman that should start at 7:30 they may not scratch them, but they sure can bust them
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