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Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Gary Waalkes, Jul 20, 2007.

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  1. Gary Waalkes

    Gary Waalkes Well-Known Member

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    I have a metaphor for those with closed minds - (and I should have taken the advice.)

    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl

    3. I'm a 6' tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times "*
     
  2. trap41

    trap41 TS Member

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    Good one, now that was funny.
     
  3. peanut gallery

    peanut gallery TS Member

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    MIA, Where did you get that hair cut at i want 1?????
     
  4. foghorn220

    foghorn220 Active Member

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    zarathrusta


    Yeah go ahead

    Fog
     
  5. buzzgun

    buzzgun Member

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    Gary W.,


    Your joke has an alternate ending:


    "Oh...all blondes, huh...okay, in that case - anyone wanna hear a lesbian joke?"
     
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