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Trapshooters.com Predictions for 2017

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by docbombay, Jan 4, 2017.

  1. docbombay

    docbombay Well known trouble maker

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    Yes fellow forum mobsters, the doctor has broken out the Bi-Star Crystal Ball for a look see as to what will take place here on the forum in the coming months ahead. Below are some of mine. Feel free to add your own.




    1. The political section will continue to be a cesspool of wailing by liberals who cannot accept that we "angry white men" kicked their collective asses into oblivion.

    2. Remdog will be appointed spokesperson for the National Partnership Of Women Against Exploitation and wear their logo on a pink shooting vest at all ATA events.

    3. The Lit will reveal that through secret investigations he has uncovered indisputable evidence that osokill is actually Paul Reubens aka Pee Wee Herman in real life.

    4. Bi-Star Firearms LLC will acquire Kolar Arms of Racine, Wisconsin in a hostile takeover.

    5. An Amber Alert will be issued for Senior Smoke.

    6. In a clever marketing campaign, Tron offers a "$99 Tri-Star Tune Up" on his web site.

    7. Wadhopper is first to send in his gun.

    8. Jack is second.

    9. Duck Dynasty is replaced with SD Trap Family and viewers are astounded as Char is shown engraving Buds dribble cup while Bud models one of Char's gowns.

    10. The KS-OKIE FAN CLUB is disbanded after federal indictments are handed down revealing the club was a front for illegal animal husbandry and transportation of livestock across state lines for immoral use.

    11. The other site will increase forum members from six to eight with a membership drive. It will later announce that the count was actually seven as Joe signed up again as a new member bringing his total screen names to a record fourteen.

    12. Big Don is awarded the "Lifetime Congeniality Award" by the Michigan State Trapshooting Association during the state shoot at Mason.


    Well folks, there ya have it.

    Will any and all come true?

    Got any of your own?

    Should be a very interesting year here.
     
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  2. ric3677

    ric3677 Well-Known Member

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    Your pen runs out of ink. :)
    Rick in MT
     
  3. Rick Barker

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    Question?

    Who does your nails? The Lit or KS-Okie? Or have you been sacrificing animals again to the trap gods? Red is not good on you.
     
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  4. Dukefan

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    Doc, I would just like to clarify that on prediction #10 regarding any allegations against my dad's fan club, that #1. no animals were harmed in any way and #2. any direct physical contact with the livestock was consensual. That is all I am allowed to say that this time, due to advice from our legal team of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
     
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  5. KS-OKIE

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    YOUR DADS ? The good Doc just may be right . You may just get the boot from the fan club . After all club members are actually seen at a gun club on occasion .Do you recon in 2017 your wife will actually allow you to attend a shoot ?
     
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  6. Don-mx3

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    Number four made me spit my coffee. Then again, understanding that the only real trap gun being a Perazzi, it makes sense.
     
  7. Dukefan

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    Read my shirt! Compliments of the good Doc.



    My wife does not tell me what I can do! I am my own man! Just as soon as I finish my list of chores she gave me, I am going to do whatever I want................... till it is time for me to start doing her laundry and cooking dinner before she gets home from work!!!!

    To answer your question, Yes, I am in the process of planning my return to the great sport of registered ATA trapshooting this spring!
     

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  8. ShotStop

    ShotStop Dedicatedto keeping gun clubs open and shooting.

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    I predict that background whining sound you get when you login to TS.Com will be traced to LadyT.
     
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  9. Claypoppy

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    Classic! Good stuff, Doc.
     
  10. docbombay

    docbombay Well known trouble maker

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    What are you talking about Rick?
     
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    His nails in the picture of him in mystic outfit look more pink or beige than red.
     
  12. docbombay

    docbombay Well known trouble maker

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    Yeah Rick.

    What Dandy said.
     
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    LMAO. This is way too funny.
     
  14. Rick Barker

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    Yeah right. They were red. I should have snagged that pic before it was changed.
     
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    They were red.

    I predict Tron will recover from his grammar addiction.
     
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    They were red!

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  17. Dukefan

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    relly? I dont no if he can do it! I herd it is a tuff habet to brake!
     
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    Middle -will be running a fund to get Hillary out of jail

    Phil Berkowitz
     
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  19. Gussers

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    PLANNING, what is there to plan? You grab your gun, shells are always in your truck, I've seen it with my own eyes, and you drive to the club. What the H do you have to plan? It's not like you DO anything all day, except have breakfast with the MIL and do crossword puzzles.
     
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  20. Dukefan

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    Hey now, I am a busy guy! Retirement isn't all crossword puzzles I will have you know. There are also sudoku, word jumbles , kenken puzzles, John Wayne DVD's, and ogling at Remdog's thread that I have to deal with every day. It can be pretty tricky working them all into my daily schedule. :D
     
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