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Trap haiku

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by ffwildcat, Oct 6, 2008.

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  1. ffwildcat

    ffwildcat TS Member

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    The computer haiku thread inspired me to compose.........


    Long yardage shooters


    Not all belong at back fence


    Reduction hurts ego




    In between trap rounds


    A dominoes game breaks out


    Back room boys clean up
     
  2. Jeff P

    Jeff P Well-Known Member

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    That first one is a CLASSIC.
     
  3. timb99

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    Target flees away

    Pellets approaching swiftly

    Nothing but black dust
     
  4. hunter870

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    Hard right swing through. Smoke.

    Hard left swing through. Smoke. Pat self.

    Straightaway floats down.
     
  5. ffwildcat

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    Newbie seeks advice

    Local All American

    C class champ knows all
     
  6. ffwildcat

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    Top gun looks down nose


    At youngsters eager to learn


    Hummph, damn bratty kids
     
  7. ffwildcat

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    Straightaway post 3

    Try and run 25 straight

    Harder than it looks
     
  8. ffwildcat

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    Lewis class payout

    Anybody have a clue

    10 buck donation
     
  9. ffwildcat

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    7 1/2's

    Or 8's, shot size matters not

    See Neil Winston graph


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    Pattern perfection

    Try benchrest at 13 yards

    See Neil Winston graph


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    Raise comb, lower comb

    I need to change POI

    See Neil Winston graph
     
  10. Dickgshot

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    Shooting doubles rule

    One shot per target please or else

    It's bang, bang, pair lost
     
  11. Dickgshot

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    As hard as I try

    I cannot pull the trigger

    Failure to fire, help!
    ______________________________

    I’d like to shoot more

    The price of shells, gas, and such

    I do this instead
     
  12. timb99

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    Seven and a half?

    Or eight? Wait, eight and a half?

    Too much to ponder.
     
  13. timb99

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    Ounce and an eighth, or,

    One ounce; which is the best load?

    Must count the pellets.
     
  14. ffwildcat

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    Classification


    Known ability thrown out


    Sandbaggers delight
     
  15. ffwildcat

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    Trapshooters.com


    Boat picture compulsory


    Who hijacked my thread?
     
  16. ffwildcat

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    $2 per box


    Component prices free fall


    Reloaders rejoice




    (if only it were true....sob)
     
  17. Dickgshot

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    Trap gun new in box

    By the look was never shot

    Well hardly ever
     
  18. hunter870

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    First round with Dad's gun

    He gave me a lifetime gift.

    To pass to my son.
     
  19. crusha

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    Wise trapshooter say


    To make small fortune shooting


    Start with larger one
     
  20. crusha

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    ...Burma Shave.
     
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