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Tourist lost wallet in Mexico--- Humor.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Oct 2, 2009.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, low and behold,
    he
    lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he
    attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by the Customs Agent at
    the Tijuana border.

    'May I see your identification, please?' asked the agent.

    'I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,' replied the guy.

    'Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border,'
    said the agent.

    'But I can prove that I'm an American!' he exclaimed. 'I have a
    picture of President Obama tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of
    Vice-President Biden on the other. '

    'This I gotta see,' replied the agent.. With that, the man dropped his pants and bent over in front of the agent.
    'By golly, you're right!' exclaimed the agent. 'Go on home to
    Pennsylvania .

    'Thanks!' he said. 'But how did you know I was from Pennsylvania?
    The agent replied, 'I recognized the picture of Governor Rendell in the middle.'
     
  2. shooter99

    shooter99 Well-Known Member

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    I thought that would be Doyle from Wisconsin in the middle.
     
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Bulge, Have you considered seeking help? LOL
     
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    I'd go with a chain drive wallet......be my luck that agent would think it was Peloshi...and want a ...........
     
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