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TOP TEN reasons why Buzz-gun won't PM me

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  1. Tron

    Tron Supporting Vendor Supporting Vendor

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    TOP TEN reasons why Buzz-gun won

    1. Buzz is in a catatonic state of meditation concerning the true meaning of minding his own business.

    2. He's taking one on one ethics and morality lessons from Mel Gibson

    3. He's enjoying his new carrier as a towel boy for the U of M football team.

    4. He's being whipped by Obama's secret service agents because of his insistence of being referred to as "Kunta- Kinte".

    5. He's attending a support group retreat with Sober_sooner known as "B.A.R.T" (Banned And Resurrected Trolls).

    6. He's working a deal with FOX as a featured subject in January's upcoming "Snark Week" episode.

    7. He's deeply involved in a long distance archery debate with Recurvy over where he should REALLY stick his arrows.

    8. He's feverishly attempting to convince David that somehow Gordy managed to figure out his password and he is in NO WAY responsible for any of his past postings EVER.

    9. He received a frantic phone call from the Literalist's butt Doctor telling him that he needs to come in and get checked out NOW!

    10.??????
     
  2. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    10. He has been kidnapped by Gypsies and is forced to follow their wagons and pick up all the horse dropping.
     
  3. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    Number 9 is related to number 7.
     
  4. Herman63

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    10. Too busy looking for the "Bud-lite" the doctor in number 9 lost.
     
  5. Quack Shot

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    Because he's been put on your "blocked Senders" list.:) Didn't remember that the option was there until a day or so ago.
     
  6. EE

    EE Banned User Banned

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    He finds time to PM everyone else, Tron...
     
  7. Bob Hawkes

    Bob Hawkes Well-Known Member

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    Devi, That was too much! What a group. Bob
     
  8. riss6270

    riss6270 TS Member

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    ok maybe im missing out. Whats the joke about
     
  9. Recoil Sissy

    Recoil Sissy Well-Known Member

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    riss6270:

    Imagine you just got home from the gun club. Your wife has been watching a tv movie for the past hour and a half. The movie will be over in ten minutes.

    So you say to your bride, "Hi Honey, what's the movie about?"

    "Never mind", she says. "It's too late to get you caught up. Go make yourself a sandwich."

    Hope that helps. sissy
     
  10. short shucker

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    Man, this site is starting to be entertaining again. Keep up the good work guys and gals.

    ss
     
  11. jbbor

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