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Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by CharlieAMA, Jan 31, 2013.

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  1. CharlieAMA

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    Got this in an email yesterday, and thought it was pretty funny, so am passing it along. I don't know if David Letterman did this or not, but it is done in his style. And here we go.......

    #10- You can trade in and old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another while you are on the road.

    #8- If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7- Your primary gun doesn't mind if you have another for backup.

    #6- Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5- A gun doesn't take up alot of closet space.

    #4- Guns function normally everyday of the month.

    #3- A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2- A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN............

    #1- You can buy a silencer for a gun. Charlie Henderson
     
  2. Glass balls

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    This one deserves a trip back to the top. Great one!
     
  3. CharlieAMA

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    Well thanks. I thought I might have misspelled something again, and the 'Thread Spellcheck Police' were going to have me ostrasized. It may have been posted before, but it was new to me. Charlie
     
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    That is awesome!!!!!!!!
    Dick
     
  5. GBatch_25

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    Charlie:

    Spell check Police reporting as ordered.

    #10- You can trade in and old 44 for a new 22.

    Should read - #10- You can trade in AN old 44 for a new 22.

    #5- A gun doesn't take up alot of closet space.

    Should read - #5- A gun doesn't take up A LOT of closet space.

    No apologies for having been taught well by my grammar school teachers.

    Gene in Illinois
     
  6. CharlieAMA

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    Ya got me Gene, touche.
     
  7. fast gun

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    I think I will take the fifth.
     
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    This is very clever and funny. I would love to know who wrote it and his [it has to be a male] writing background.

    Ned
     
  9. CalvinMD

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    #11---your assured of a bang once you get it "loaded"
     
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    #12 A woman won't fit in your pocket
     
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    #13 A gun doesn't care if you "shoot" early
     
  12. CharlieAMA

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    #14- A gun doesn't mind how mant times you reload it.
     
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    12a You can't get a woman out of your pocket.
     
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