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Top Ten Reasons Guns are Better....light humor

Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by Kyle Spieles, Sep 21, 2010.

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  1. Kyle Spieles

    Kyle Spieles Member

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    Top Ten Reasons Guns are better than Women.....

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
    road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you
    try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the Number One reason

    Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!


    disclaimer, this is meant to be light humor and only that. I saw this post on another forum and thought I would share it with you. (been a slow day at work. haha) Enjoy!!
     
  2. twcpdc

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    Makes me want another gun. Tom
     
  3. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    Why a woman might prefer a gun over a man:


    1. The gun doesn't go off before you want it to.


    2. You can feed it all day long and the barrel size stays the same.


    3. Reaming can actually improve a gun.


    4. You can legally choke it.


    5. You can get the lead out of a gun.


    6. Gun butts aren't hairy.


    7. You can modify it at will.


    8. Your gun will never have a Mannlicher without your knowledge.
     
  4. SeldomShoots

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    Those are all pretty darn funny. I enjoyed reading them. John E.
     
  5. grntitan

    grntitan Well-Known Member

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    Nice come-back "Recurvyarcher"....
     
  6. OGC Director

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    Nice one (or two).

    Rich in Indiana
     
  7. Dr.Longshot

    Dr.Longshot Banned Banned

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    I think they both have their places in getting the gun off at times, sometimes prematurely, sometimes blanks, sometimes not at all.



    Gary Bryant
    Dr.longshot
     
  8. Steve W

    Steve W Well-Known Member

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    IMO, the biggest disadvantage of guns vs women is you don't get much satisfaction when you sleep with them.
     
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