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Too funny not to share!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Porcupine, Apr 11, 2009.

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  1. Porcupine

    Porcupine Active Member

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    Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
    If you give her love, she'll give you a baby.
    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
    So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t!
     
  2. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    porcupine:
    that is the funniest thing anyone has ever said on this site.
    steve balistreri
     
  3. WesleyB

    WesleyB Well-Known Member

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    HEHEHE I agree with senior smoke.. even my wife fell on the floor laughing. She said oh HOW TRUE!!!! HEHEHEHE

    WesleyB
     
  4. bobcatv

    bobcatv TS Member

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    If you give her a baby, she will give you a paternity suit to the tune of $45,000. And use part of the money for breast enlargement surgery...

    Been there, done that....
     
  5. Bob Hawkes

    Bob Hawkes Well-Known Member

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    Bobcat got a much bigger laugh out of me!! Reminds me of the fellow who when speaking of his marital status made the comment "I know I can't afford to halve my half again." LOL, Shoot well and often while we can, Bob
     
  6. 3dram8

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    This topic reminded me of a bumper sticker I saw a while back: RETIREMENT - HALF the income and TWICE the spouse. .....Rick
     
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