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  1. Jerbear

    Jerbear TS Member

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    Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics for
    Northwest Airlines in Escanaba. One day the airport was fogged in and
    they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.


    Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"


    Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I've hear you can drink dat yet fuel an get a
    buzz. Ya vanna try it?"


    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got
    completely smashed. Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good
    he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
    Nothing!


    The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"


    Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"


    Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"


    Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve
    oughta do dis more often."


    Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vunthing."


    Ole asked, "Vat's dat ?"


    Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"


    Ole stopped to think. "No "


    Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm callin' from Green Bay"


    Enjoy your day...

    Jerbear
     
  2. JB Logan Co. Ohio

    JB Logan Co. Ohio TS Member

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    yumpin' yimminie!

    JB=Jerry Beach 8503917
     
  3. Jerbear

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    Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.


    One of them said, "I'm the best Surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."


    The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."


    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for President."
     
  4. Drumplayer26

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    a man is driving down the road and sees a sign for Saint christians sex nuns, now the man thinks this is crazy, untill he sees more and more signs like this, and finally THERE IT IS. So the man decides to take a look and goes in. A nun greats him at the door and says there is a $20 cover charge, so the man pays and is taken down all these twists and turns, threw many doors and up and down many stairs, until he gets to a the final door, the nun opens it up, and the man walks throw to find himself right back outside to the parking lot, the nun says: Thank you for coming you've just been screwed by Saint Crhistian.
     
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