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Todays chuckle...

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Bob Schultz, Aug 23, 2011.

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  1. Bob Schultz

    Bob Schultz Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

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    Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!" The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. . . . Bob has been missing since Friday.
     
  2. Hal1225

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    I like it! Wife died so it won't work for me!

    Harry
     
  3. Rick Barker

    Rick Barker Well-Known Member

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    My wife won't buy scales that go over 115 lbs. I have no clue how much I weigh until I go to the doctor once a year.
     
  4. blade819

    blade819 Well-Known Member

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    good one Bob.

    blade819
     
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