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Tiger Woods Holiday Picture

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by OK_Shooter, Dec 2, 2009.

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  1. OK_Shooter

    OK_Shooter TS Member

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    Tiger Woods new photo
     
  2. short shucker

    short shucker TS Member

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    A little late as this has already been posted.

    ss
     
  3. Chango2

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    And as any iconoclast/cynic/sports fan knew, these were coming. Copied in the spirt of irreverency from Craig's List, Los Angeles. I can't any credit other than being able to cut and paste. In the spirit of hoping that at least one person has a good chuckle.

    Tiger Woods (you knew these were coming):::>>>




    The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5."

    Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.

    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

    Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

    Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

    Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

    Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

    Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting Nike for a new club.

    Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!

    Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

    Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

    Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver.
     
  4. 635 G

    635 G Well-Known Member

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    I think Tiger cancelled this weekend's tourney, because the "PING" impression was still visible on his forehead & he didn't want to give them additional advertising gratis.

    Phil Berkowitz
     
  5. t-bar

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    you guys are good.....
     
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