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Tiger Jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bigdogtx, Dec 2, 2009.

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  1. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a Ball 400 yards.

    Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

    Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers.
    They said to named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

    Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family—his new name: Cheetah

    Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
     
  2. luvnbearhugs1

    luvnbearhugs1 TS Member

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    Sent by a friend. lol



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  3. stokinpls

    stokinpls Well-Known Member

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    I believe this called piling on.
     
  4. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    Phil called Elin,,,,wanted to find out how to beat Tiger....
     
  5. Frank C

    Frank C Well-Known Member

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    Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house


    Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.


    She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,


    Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.


    He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed,


    Woman after woman stepped up and confessed,


    He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,


    With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story,


    From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,


    Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news,


    With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,


    When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts,


    Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',


    Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden,


    And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,


    "If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid.",


    She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,


    Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
     
  6. over the hill

    over the hill Active Member

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    Whats the difference between Tiger and Santa?

    Santa has only 3 Hos.


    Seasons greetings......Gerald
     
  7. Mapper

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    I think Tiger's only chance is to organize his bimbos into "Tiger's Tarts". They
    can wear shorts and Hooters like tank tops and be his gallery. Maybe a Nike swoosh on the tank top. Oh, and open toed sneakers. All the young girls would want an outfit like that. Soon Tiger would have two billion.
     
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