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Thursday Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by BRGII, Sep 24, 2009.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

    The wife, lying in bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
    The farmer replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
     
  2. snapthecat

    snapthecat TS Member

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    Sign at entrance to a park:
    Attention, this park is inhabited by two species of bears.
    The black bear and the grizzly bear.
    We recommend that you attach small tinkly bells to your clothing to prevent startling the bears. Also, we recommend you carry a can of pepper spray.
    In case you need help identifying the difference between the two bears, the black bear crap is full of small berries and seeds. The grizzly bear crap contains small tinkly bells, and smells of pepper spray.
     
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    LMAO both very good
     
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