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Thursday Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by BRGII, Jun 25, 2009.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

    Feb 26, 2008
    A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....
    Unfortunately, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right
    through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

    The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have
    to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your
    lousy drive is going to cost us.'

    So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
    warm voice said, 'Come on in.'

    When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done:
    glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was
    lying on its side near the broken window.

    A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that
    broke my window?'

    'Uh...yeah, sir. We're really sorry about that,' the husband

    'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You
    see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
    thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant
    three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind,
    I'll keep the last one for myself.'

    'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and
    blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of
    my life.'

    'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I
    can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!' 'And now
    you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.

    'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
    country in the world,' she said.

    'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always
    be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'

    'And now,' the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?'

    'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been
    with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have
    sex with your wife.'

    The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we
    both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you

    She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're
    right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
    what about you, honey?'

    'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the
    same for you!'
    So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the
    rest of the afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After
    about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
    looked directly into her eyes and asked, 'How old are you and
    your husband?'

    'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.

    ' NO KIDDING! .' He said, 'Thirty-five years old and you both
    still believe
    in genies?'
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