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Thursday Humor!

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by BRGII, Jul 17, 2008.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

    Feb 26, 2008
    Joe had suffered from severe headaches for years.

    The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your
    headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a
    very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and
    the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
    pressure is to remove the testicles.'

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
    anything to live for.

    He had no choice but to go under the knife.

    When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the
    first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of

    As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like
    a different person.

    He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

    He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I
    need... a new suit.! '

    He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit. '

    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see..
    size 44 long.'

    Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

    'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

    Joe tried the suit on and it fit perfectly.

    As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,

    'How about a new shirt?'

    Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

    The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and
    16-1/2 neck.'

    Joe was surprised. 'That's right, how did you know?'

    'Been in the business 60 years!'

    Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

    Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman
    asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

    Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

    The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.'

    Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I
    was 18 years old.'

    The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34.

    A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of
    your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

    New suit - $400

    New shirt - $36

    New underwear - $6

    Second Opinion - PRICELESS
  2. strawboss38679

    strawboss38679 TS Member

    May 1, 2008
  3. H82MIS

    H82MIS TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    I'm on my way to the underwear store RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!lol, good one,,
  4. Browning Man

    Browning Man TS Member

    Jul 19, 2007
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