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Thursday humor...

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by ljutic73, Dec 8, 2011.

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  1. ljutic73

    ljutic73 Well-Known Member

    Dec 29, 2005
    Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada
    A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerer’s Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. No one was improving.

    Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said, "If any of you can tell me, without a stutter, the name of the town where you were born I’ll have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first?"

    The Englishman piped up, "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham."

    "That's no use, Trevor," said the speech therapist. "Who's next?"

    The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out, "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".

    That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish. How about you, Paddy?

    The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out, "London .."

    "Brilliant, Paddy!" said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise. It was a sight to see.

    After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said,

  2. Ljutic111

    Ljutic111 TS Member

    Jan 20, 2008
    " d-d-d-d-d-dat`s g-g-g-g-good "
  3. donegal shooter

    donegal shooter Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Good joke! Just to pick a nit,no true Irishman would put that first name on the sweet town of Derry.

    Nollaig Shona Dhaoibh,

  4. Brayburn

    Brayburn TS Member

    Jan 13, 2010
    Nollaig Shona agus Athbhliain faoi Mhaise Duit Scott.
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