1. Attention: We have put together a thread with tips and a tutorial video to help with using the new software. Please take a moment to check out the thread here: Trapshooters.com Tutorial & Help Video.
    Dismiss Notice

Thought for Easter weekend

Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by ATT, Apr 10, 2009.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. ATT

    ATT Member

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2008
    Messages:
    52
    Jim and Susan, his ever-nagging wife, went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, Susan passed away.

    The undertaker told Jim, You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.

    Jim thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150?

    Jim replied, Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.

    Allen
     
  2. WoodsonEnt

    WoodsonEnt Active Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2008
    Messages:
    2,410
    Classic!
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.