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This is my new neighbor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Ahab, Jan 19, 2012.

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  1. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    This is my neighbor:

    MyNeighbor_

    She's single...

    She lives right across the street.

    I can see her house from my living room.

    I watched as she got home from work this evening.

    I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
    She knocked on my door...

    I rushed to open it.

    She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
    strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
    Are you busy tonight?"

    I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

    Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"


    MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
     
  2. kiv-c

    kiv-c Member

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    So that's where she left that damn dog...
     
  3. trapshootin hippie

    trapshootin hippie Well-Known Member

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    She's too young anyway.
     
  4. bigbore613

    bigbore613 Active Member

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    Faster horses, Older whiskey, Younger women, more money! Old Tom T got it right! Jeff
     
  5. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Dreams everybody needs a dream
     
  6. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    That dog was a PITA, glad you could help.

    HM
     
  7. Shootrman

    Shootrman Member

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    And to think she then called me and I turned her down. Hell I didnt know she had a dog.
     
  8. andybull

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    I think I'll keep my wife.....
     
  9. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    Most of us guys would give her ptomaine poisoning, old meat.
    Steve Balistreri
     
  10. 391 shooter

    391 shooter Well-Known Member

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    LMAO, that was good!
     
  11. Setterman

    Setterman Well-Known Member

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    Her dog lives the good life
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  12. 635 G

    635 G Well-Known Member

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    At least my wife used to own a liquor store and she now knows how to clean guns.

    Phil Berkowitz
     
  13. stokinpls

    stokinpls Well-Known Member

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    Dreams are what make life tolerable.
     
  14. Barkingspider21

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    Watch her do do what?????? Woody
     
  15. ljutic231

    ljutic231 TS Member

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    Naw she has to many moles on her chest.
     
  16. Gun Run

    Gun Run Member

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    Now that's funny!
    Wayne Downham / Camden, IN
     
  17. rrose

    rrose TS Member

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    I wish I had a neighbor like that.
     
  18. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    You just didn't have enough money....
     
  19. KMUDD

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    That's why they make taser guns for us old folk.
     
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