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This happened to me(funny)

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by 9point3, Sep 5, 2012.

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  1. 9point3

    9point3 Well-Known Member

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    The other day I went to my favorite lil diner for breakfast and as I was walking up to the door the waitress put my iced tea at my normal table. I sat down and as she asked me what I wanted to eat I took a drink of my tea. Well I must have gotten some tea down the wrong pipe because I started coughing at the wrong time. I tried to order a smothered country omlet, I said smothered and the 1st 1/2 of country and started hacking and coughing, My waitress looked at me and said "I bet you would like one of those" I turned 8 shades of red and ate my meal in peace
     
  2. crusha

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    A smothered beaver...niiice.
     
  3. CalvinMD

    CalvinMD Well-Known Member

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    What kind of gravy?
     
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    Smothered in underwear! LOL
     
  5. Bucko43

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    I was in a restaurant/bar in Washington state once, and the blonde waitress came to my table and asked if my buddy and I need anything else. The place was kind of noisy and I said "Do you have any Black Bush? (Aged Irish whisky). She thought I said "Do you have a black bush". She nearly slapped me...
     
  6. wingmaster78

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    I was in a bar 30 or so years ago. The waitress came by and asked what I would like to drink. I said , " A Slow Screw (short for a Screwdriver with sloe gin in it), please." She asked back,"I guess you want that in a glass?"

    She was one of those gals that had one eyelooking one direction while the other looked a different direction, both a different color, walked with a limp and was as big around as she was tall. I returned with a, "Yes, ma'am. In a glass, please.""
     
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    Coming home from a cruise last year, we were going thru customs. I had bought a green palm leaf cowboy hat on one of the islands & was wearing it, as not to crush it in baggage. The customs inspector asked, "Is that hat blue?" "No, Ma'am, it's green" She signals two big mean looking agents & they came over & escorted me to an interrogation room. After numerous stupid questions, it came out she thought I was being a smartass with my answer. She actually asked, "Is that hat BAMBOO?" They were measuring me up for an orange jumpsuit for Gitmo because I can't hear well. It sucks to be have hearing problems!!
    Butch from Pgh
     
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