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Things you won't hear a Southern boy say....

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bigdogtx, Oct 27, 2011.

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  1. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    Things you won

    30. When I retire, I'm movin' north.



    29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.



    28. Duct tape won't fix that.



    27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken



    26. We don't keep firearms in this house.



    25. You can't feed that to the dog.



    24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.



    23. Wrestling is fake.



    22. We're vegetarians.



    21. Do you think my gut is too big?



    20. I'll have grapefruit and granola instead of biscuits and gravy.



    19. Honey, we don't need another dog.



    18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?



    17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.



    16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.



    15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.



    14. Trim the fat off that steak.



    13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.



    12. The tires on that truck are too big.



    11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.



    10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.



    9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.



    8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.



    7. Checkmate



    6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.



    5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.



    4. I don't have a favorite college team.



    3. You Guys.



    2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.



    AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:



    1. Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole bus load of us down to re-elect OBAMA!
     
  2. BIGDON

    BIGDON Well-Known Member

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    31. That Indy feller is a friend of mine.

    Don
     
  3. oskerspap12

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    Now that #31 was funny..........! I'm still laughing.
     
  4. oskerspap12

    oskerspap12 Active Member

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    Now that #31 was funny..........! I'm still laughing.
     
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