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Thing to ponder

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by k810329, May 30, 2010.

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  1. k810329

    k810329 Member

    Nov 16, 2009
    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    10. Bad decisions make good stories.

    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

    15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

    16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

    17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
    answer when they call.

    18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

    20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

    21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
    suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

    22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

    23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

    24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

    25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

    26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

    27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

    28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

    29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

    30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

    31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

    32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
  2. 22hornet

    22hornet Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2007
    Hanford, CA
    That's good stuff. Thanks for the laugh!
  3. Big Az Al

    Big Az Al Well-Known Member

    Jun 2, 2006
    near Tucson Trap

    WOW oh so good.

    item 32: my wife can hit the snooze as it clicks before the buzzer even has a chance, yet needs a ten warning to find the car keys tied to her purse!

    Many many loud talks before I finally got control of the alarm clock because I NEED to get and GET to work!

    30: there are so many that have no clue about the rules of the road, let alone the laws. that even good cool headed drivers find themselves having a near roadrage event before they realize the cyclist really is doing the right thing!
    Twice I have had bicyclist's call 911 on me when they hit me when I was walking on the side walk, it was hard for the COP's to deal with those idiots, the COP's where laughing so hard until one guy really pissed them off they where having gut spasms from laughing so hard! "you gasp gasp are at fualt gasp gasp and called 911 ROH(is)AO and turned yourself in after hitting (roll some more) HIM! on the sidewalk!" Of corse I am one of those little people the that need to stand next to, Shaq, Dan Blocker or Andrea the Gaint to feel I have a perspective on how I compare to the rest of the world.

    Al L
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