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The Zoo..........Humor.

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    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    Subject: THE ZOO

    A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very
    rare species of gorilla.

    Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female,
    became very difficult to handle. Upon
    examination, the veterinarian determined
    the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To
    make matters worse, there was no male
    gorilla available.

    Thinking about their problem, the Zoo
    Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a
    redneck part-time worker responsible for
    cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee,
    like most rednecks, had little sense but
    possessed ample ability to satisfy a
    female of any species.

    The Zoo Keeper thought they might have
    a solution. Bobby Lee was approached
    with a proposition. Would he be willing
    to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

    Bobby Lee showed some interest, but
    said he would have to think the matter
    over carefully. The following day, he
    announced that he would accept their
    offer, but only under four conditions:

    "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna
    kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly
    agreed to this condition.

    "Second", he said, "She must wear a
    'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The
    keeper again readily agreed to this

    "Third", he said, "you can't never tell no
    one about this." The keeper again
    readily agreed to this condition.

    "And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need
    another week to come up with the $500.00."

    A day is lost if one has not laughed
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