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The womens restroom**** Humor.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Apr 17, 2012.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Subject: Women's Restrooms



    In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
    the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.



    A nurse noticed his predicament. "Sir," she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."


    He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had
    promised not to touch.


    Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP and a red one labelled
    ATR.


    Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist... He pushed WW... Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.


    What a nice feeling, he thought.Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.


    Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced
    the warm water, gently drying his underside.



    When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his
    bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable
    pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom; it is tender loving
    pleasure.



    When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the
    ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.



    Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse
    was staring down at him.



    "What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the
    ATR button."



    "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your
    pillow."



    MEN NEVER LISTEN
     
  2. Rick Barker

    Rick Barker Well-Known Member

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    Good way to start the day, with a laugh.
     
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