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The welfare check........Humor

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    Subject: Welfare Check:

    A young man walked into the local welfare office to pick up his ck.

    He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
    welfare. I'd really rather have a job....." I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.

    The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

    You'll have to drive around in his 2011Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job,the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.

    "The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!

    "The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it."
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