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The TEN COMMANDMENTS of TS.com

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  1. Tron

    Tron Supporting Vendor Supporting Vendor

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    1. You shall not utter Go*&y's name in vain (you know who I'm talking about).

    2. You shall place NO other Trap shooter before Neil or Pat Irland...ever.

    3. You shall not steal another's identity...unless maybe GN7777777's.

    4. You shall not bear false witness to another shooter's ability, even if you really suck.

    5. You shall not covet your neighbor's sheep.

    6. You shall not make for yourself an idol...you may just be having a lucky streak. It happens.

    7. You shall not utter Liberal diatribe, even though there are many more liberals on this site than can be imagined.

    8. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of Go*&dy. (Seriously).

    9. You shall not bow down to or worship Trolls (except for Tron).

    10. You shall not place a price on an 870 above $500 unless you are willing to be drug through the briar patch.
     
  2. Black Rifle

    Black Rifle TS Member

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    ROFLMAO!

    So speaketh Tron the Law Giver!
     
  3. hairy

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    Tron, I recieved an E-mail this morning called "Manliness Test." Item #2 puzzled me. What do you think about it?



    2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but
    gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a
    delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just
    think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass
    over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to
    daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
     
  4. Hoosier Daddy

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    Checkered on a stock blank and handed down by you know who!
     
  5. Tron

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    No Hairy, I'm not gay. Not even a little bit. You suck for writing such bad things about cats and the fine TRAP SHOOTERS that own them.

    Regards from Iowa,

    Tron
     
  6. Bocephas

    Bocephas Well-Known Member

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    Tron, you shall not down the Liberals.You have already broken the commandments.
    You shall not troll.

    For Heavens Sake,I thought I just read a Hillery Commercial.

    Bo
     
  7. Black Rifle

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    " Checkered on a stock blank and handed down by you know who!"

    Yes, but only on one side! :)
     
  8. jakearoo

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    Tron, As the saying goes, thou protestith to much. Wonder what the REAL Tron is. Jake
     
  9. Bernie

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    Tron is a closet SKEETER
     
  10. Gold E

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    The Go*&dy Anti-Defamation Act (GADA) of ’08.
     
  11. ec90t

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    Tron,

    No where in your "Ten Commandments" is there anything about 71/2's or 8's, 1100 or 391, reloading scales. You must put together a better set of rules.

    ec90t
     
  12. Tron

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    11. 8's are better than 7 1/2's...unless it's really cold and windy out.

    12. 1100's are for Putz's

    13. While a scale is a must, Putz's over emphasise the use of them.
     
  13. Smoke 1

    Smoke 1 Banned User Banned

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    Hipshots last words to Tron: "Sure you're not a homosexual!"

    Lumpers last words to Tron: He may be a little gay but I don't think a homosexual.Tweedybird told me first hand.
     
  14. prince_of_darkness

    prince_of_darkness TS Member

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    this is just the kinda post we do not need on this site. moderator please delete this useless post asap
     
  15. blizzard

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    It should've been, " Regards from Ioweenie".
     
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