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The singing Parrot.. Humor

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    "Chet" the Christmas Carol Parrot~



    One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for
    An unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a
    Parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This
    Seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man
    Asked, excitedly. "Simply hold a lighted match directly under his
    Feet." was the shop owner's reply.

    The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet
    Began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then
    Held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune
    Changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..."

    The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran
    Home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw
    Her gift she was overwhelmed.

    "How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No," the young man
    Replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped
    Out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the
    Shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle
    Bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out
    Came: "Silent Night, Holy night..."

    The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold
    The lighter between his legs?" The man did not know. "Let's try it," he
    Answered, eager to please his wife. So they held the lighter between
    Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little
    Parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life:



    "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."
     
  2. BFJ201

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    Good one. Had me laughing out loud for like a minute.
     
  3. W.P.T.

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    I hear if you cook them right they taste just like Chicken ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  4. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    What WPT?, the Chets nuts or the parrot(Chet) tastes like chicken? Bulge.
     
  5. Bruce Specht

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    Bulge, you need to seek professional help!
     
  6. The Stive

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    Funny very funny John
     
  7. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Bruce, for your information a phsychoanalyat lives across the street from me. Other than saying "Hi" I don't talk to him. He is with a local mental hospital.
    Bulge.
     
  8. cubancigar2000

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    You are too funny Mike, thtas a good one
     
  9. Bruce Specht

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    Bulge, the healing begins the moment you call. You know the number
     
  10. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Bruce, I DON'T KNOW THE NUMER, I DON'T KNOW THE NUMBER. My wife knows the number. I DON'T KNOW THE NUMBER. Bulge.
     
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