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The Priest and the Rabbi...... Humor.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    The Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.


    After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"


    The Rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws.



    The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"


    To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."


    The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.


    A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"


    The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."


    The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"


    The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith."


    The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes. Finally, the Rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
     
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    A Priest and a Rabbi are attending a prize fight. A young Italian fighter enters the ring, shadow boxes very seriously for a few minutes and comes to his corner and makes the sign of the cross.

    The Rabbi asks the Priest, "what does that mean?" The priest answers, "Not a thing if he can't fight!"
     
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    Luthern minister, Priest, and Rabbi discussing how they divide church collections. Luthern stated they draw a cicle on gound not to big or small.
    Toss money up what lands in circle goes to lord rest is for him. Priest says we draw line out from side of church. Not to close but not to far out. Toss money agaist wall, what falls inside line goes to lord rest is for him. Rabbi we toss money up what lord wants he grabs, rest is for him.
     
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