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The Porch

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by ken1okie, Nov 28, 2012.

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  1. ken1okie

    ken1okie Active Member

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    THE PORCH

    A young blonde

    girl in her late teens, wanting to earn

    some extra money for the summer, decided to

    hire herself out as a "handy woman" and

    started canvassing a nearby well-to-do

    neighborhood.


    She went to the

    front door of the first house and asked

    the owner if he had any odd jobs for her

    to do.

    "Well, I guess I

    could use somebody to paint the porch" he

    said. "How much will you charge me?"



    Delighted, the girl quickly

    responded, "How about $50?"



    The man agreed and told her that

    the paint and brushes and everything she

    would need were in the garage.



    The man's wife, hearing the

    conversation, said to her husband, "Does

    she realize that our porch goes ALL the

    way around the house?"

    "That's a

    bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.



    The wife replied, "You're

    right. I guess I'm starting to

    believe all those dumb blonde jokes."



    A few hours later the blonde came

    to the door to collect her money.



    "You're finished already??" the

    startled husband asked.



    "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I

    even had paint left over so I gave it two

    coats."

    Impressed, the man reached

    into his pocket for the $50 and handed it

    to her along with a $10 tip.



    "Thank you," the blonde

    said, "And, by the way, it's not a

    Porch, it's a

    Lexus."
     
  2. hoosier

    hoosier TS Member

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    Very good
     
  3. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

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    Thats really a good one
     
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