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The Pastor's A$$ (humor)

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  1. 2500 HD

    2500 HD Active Member

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    The Pastor

    The Pastor's Ass

    The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
    it won.

    The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
    that he entered it in the race again and it won again.


    The local paper read:
    PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
    publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in
    another race.

    The next day the local paper headline
    read:
    BISHOP SCRATCHES
    PASTOR'S ASS.
    This was too much for the Bishop so he
    ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

    The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
    nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
    the following headline
    the next day:


    NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

    The Bishop fainted.

    He informed the Nun that she would have to
    get rid of the donkey so
    she sold it to a farmer for $10.
    The next day the paper read:

    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

    This was too much for the Bishop so he
    ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains
    where it could run wild.

    The next day the headlines read:

    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
    The Bishop was buried the next day.

    The moral of the story is . . . being
    concerned about public opinion
    can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.

    So be yourself and enjoy life.

    Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
    you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

    Have a nice day!
     
  2. crusha

    crusha TS Member

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    "Bishop takes ride on Nun's heavenly ass?"
     
  3. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Now that's funny. How's the knee. Jackie B.
     
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    BILL GRILL Well-Known Member

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  5. 2500 HD

    2500 HD Active Member

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    Went to my first PT appointment today, and they said I was doing way better than they expected I would. Leg was almost all the way straight, I could bend it to 105 deg. and my walking with crutches was good. Worked on my quad muscles (which are real weak) and I learned a few more excercises. It is sore right now, Lets say I coud feel the "BURN" LOL, I am working hard to recover well. Thanks Ken.
     
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