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The Old man and the Newspaper Boy

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by J.Woolsey, Jan 5, 2012.

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  1. J.Woolsey

    J.Woolsey Member

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    Since early 2009 Johnny had been delivering Mr.Jones his morning newspaper.
    Each morning Johnny watched as Mr. Jones would unfold his paper and look at the first page, then shake his head and throw it into the trash can.

    This went on for three years. Finally, Johnny could no longer go without asking why he did this. The next morning he waited till Mr Jones came out to get the paper. As usual he opened it up to the first page, muttered something under his breath and flung the paper into the trash.

    Johnny at this point asked "Mr. Jones why do you open your paper and only look at the first page and throw it away"? "Well Johnny, I'm looking to see if someone is dead". "Mr.Jones you need to look in the Obituaries for that".

    "Not for the one I'm looking for Johnny".

    Author R.M. Hill Jr.
     
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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got it!
     
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    HEE HEE !!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    You know how much I appreciate that one!
     
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