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The Lone Ranger

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  1. Haskins Bill

    Haskins Bill TS Member

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    OT/ Monday Humor: The Lone Ranger

    The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war
    party. The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger.
    In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
    Before I kill you, I grant you three requests.

    What is your first request?'

    The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.' The Chief
    nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
    Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

    Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on
    his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone
    Ranger's tent and spends the night.
    The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.

    'You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in
    two days. What is your second request?'

    The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought
    to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
    As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.
    Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
    Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more
    attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
    spends the night.

    The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. 'You are
    indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
    'What is your last request?'

    The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse,.... alone.'
    the Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the
    Lone Ranger's tent.

    Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
    him square in the eye and says,
    Listen very carefully, for.... the.... last....f***ing time,

    *

    *

    I said..... 'BRING POSSE'



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  2. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

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    Ha Ha Ha, thats funny
     
  3. TommyTEREX

    TommyTEREX Member

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    God one, LOL

    Tom R.
     
  4. Porcupine

    Porcupine Active Member

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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding in a valley and suddenly they hear Indian war drums. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says, "Tonto, I don't like the sound of those drums!"

    Way off in the distance they hear an Indian chief yell back, "He's not our regular drummer!"
     
  5. Gold Medal

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    Meanwhile back at the ranch.....



    The Lone Ranger, not knowing Tonto was disguised as a door,

    shot his knob off!
     
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