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The lawyer and the deaf bookkeeper.* Humor for Fri

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out
    of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the
    job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that
    he might have to testify about in court.

    When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he
    takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

    The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that
    he embezzled from me."

    The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.

    Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

    The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
    talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask
    him again!"

    The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

    Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried
    behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !

    The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

    The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have
    the balls to pull the trigger."
     
  2. shootsun

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    Good one!
     
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