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The Irish Clock

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by WS-1, Oct 29, 2011.

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  1. WS-1

    WS-1 Banned User Banned

    Oct 28, 2009
    After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new Apartment to a couple of his friends.

    He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

    "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

    "It's not a gong, it's a talking clock," replied the drunk.

    "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

    "Yup, it is," the drunk replied.

    "How's it work?" the friend asked squinting at it.

    "Watch," said the drunk. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

    The three stood looking at one another for a moment and then back at the gong.

    Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You ASSHOLE! It's quarter past three in the morning."
  2. radeck

    radeck Member

    Feb 28, 2008
    Now that's funny!
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