1. Attention: We have put together a thread with tips and a tutorial video to help with using the new software. Please take a moment to check out the thread here: Trapshooters.com Tutorial & Help Video.

The hindlick maneuver. Humor

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Nov 12, 2008.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2007
    Messages:
    9,605
    Never choke in a restaurant in the South.

    Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.

    Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

    The woman shakes her head no.

    Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

    His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 1998
    Messages:
    4,526
    Location:
    Near but not in chicago
    Now that's just sick!
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.