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The Good Liberals Handbook

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by CalvinMD, May 3, 2007.

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  1. CalvinMD

    CalvinMD Well-Known Member

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    Handbook To Be A Good Liberal (Wait, is that an oxymoron?)


    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
    demand.

    2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.

    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
    Chinese and North Korean communists. (And the former terrorists who now lead Iran.)

    4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
    cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
    soccer moms driving SUVs.

    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being
    homosexual is natural.

    7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
    funding.

    8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
    activists, who have never been outside of San Francisco, do.

    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
    doing something to earn it.

    11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.

    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of
    the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts
    of the Constitution.

    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
    quotas and set-asides are not.

    16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice
    person.

    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
    anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

    18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but
    a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

    19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
    transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
    manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

    20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

    21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing
    conspiracy.
     
  2. Jawhawker

    Jawhawker TS Member

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    Darn, yet another group that I "just_won't_fit_in_with"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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