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The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by WS-1, Mar 10, 2012.

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  1. WS-1

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    When the Sandra Fluke story first hit the news, the reporter pronounced her name Floook(as in rhymes with spook). On Thursday, I heard the 6:00PM Fox Anchor Bret Baier pronounce her name Fluck(as in rhymes with luck).

    WELL, I've always loved to cuss, but there are certain places and certain situations in which cussing isn't deemed appropriate. To make things worse, there are certain words that just don't fit in polite society, no matter how hard you try.

    Just try to imagine my good fortune when I first realized that the name Fluke rhymed perfectly with one of my all time favorite words.

    Never again will I have to say WTF. Never again will I have to say mutha-trucker. Never again will I have to say, "You've gotta be freeekin' kidding me." I'm FREE. I'm free, Boys and Girls, and now not even my dear old Mom(God rest her soul) can look down her nose at me and threaten my Father's wrath.

    So here goes!!!!!Barack Hussein Ubama, GO FLUKE YOURSELF AND THE CAMEL YOU CAME RIDING IN ON! And while you're at it, GO FLUKE THE CAMEL, TOO.

    The World Is My Oyster!!!!!!!!Free At Last, Free At Last, Gawd Almighty, I'm Free At Last!!!!!
     
  2. slowdp

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    Hell, I thought this thread was about herpes.
     
  3. WS-1

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    Did you catch 'em while Fluking?
     
  4. Recoil Sissy

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    slowdp:

    As you discovered, the thread concerns Ms. Fluke, the round heeled coed. However, Ms. Fluke and herpes aren't mutually exclusive subjects. Being the active girl that she is, Ms. Fluke may very well have herpes or any one of several other STD's.

    If she does, I'm sure she'll expect us all to pick up her medical treatment tab for that too.

    sissy
     
  5. WS-1

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    Flukin' "A"
     
  6. WS-1

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    Talk about gettin' Fluked! Will the guys at Georgetown Law get free RUBBERS?

    FLUKED AGAIN!
     
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    That universal adjective is Fluking up my life


    I can't fluking believe I just fluking wrote that
     
  8. blade819

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    Darwin was correct.
     
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    Gee blade glad you're right on top of this, so Darwin thought it was right to have a little fun

    I'd have to agree
     
  10. blade819

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    I think this entire issue is sick. Just imagine if your Single Daughter, Single Sister or Single Lady Friend who all took birth control pills not necessarily for contraception but for health issues was called a Prostitute or Slut on national radio! even NOT on national radio. IMO it's nothing to joke about by anyone. It violates civility and Christian values!

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    Rick- You hit the nail on the head in both posts. Charlie
     
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    Might not keep on giving if women get the right to vote. Might be The Fool Limbaugh fluked himself.
     
  13. WS-1

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    By all accounts, Ms. Fluke likes to fluke. Question:why should taxpayers, like many of us here at TS.Com, get fluked just because Ms. Fluke likes to Fluke? I never got subsidized to fluke. I think our Fluker-in-Chief, you know, the guy who is always talking about fairness, should propose a bill which would reward me for being a good little fluker.

    One of the most interesting things about this episode is that it is now painfully obvious to anybody with so much as half a brain that something like this had to happen...that sooner or later the abject stupidity of the democrat party mindset would, and did, jump onto the world stage of fools and show itself for what it really is. They just couldn't stand it. They just couldn't see past the ends of their own noses. If they had just found some dumb hooker with a name like Smith who was smart enough to read cue cards, they'd be winning this pitiful little argument right now. But, hey, they FLUKED UP!

    Thanks, Susan, you're the gift that keeps on giving.
     
  14. blade819

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    Rick...you really don't want to understand do you? I don't give a DAMN who this woman was! Period! She's still a WOMAN! She could have been Anne Coulter for all I care. No different than the women that I named. Your twisted Right Wing logic is the logic that has been expressed by the Right Wing in that they try to justify calling her these terrible names. That's why the Party of Regan is imploding from witin.

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    Blade, you don't sound terribly intelligent here. The obvious attempt of the Obama administration to tell the Church what to do, and the succeeding fluked up smoke screen, designed to distract the people and pervert the issue, seems fairly obvious even to my grandson.

    And he is not the brightest candle on the tree.

    Don't you get it? Or does your particular ideology forbid logical thinking?

    HM
     
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    What is really sad is that with piss poor economy, inexcusably high unemployment, new anti-business policies being implemented daily, national debt spiraling out of control, people losing their homes, the middle east about to nuke itself, our service men and women in harms way, our health care in a mess, our education system screwed up and getting worse, college graduates in debt up to their eyeballs, fuel prices soon no one will be albe to afford.....all these serious problems and our "PRESIDENT" concerns himself with his fund raising, his golf, his vacations, and now his lastest most important subject: How to provide a free "Fluke". I think he's been doing that to all of us for 3+ years now.

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    Tom, you're right, and Mr Barker you are also right

    Blade you are so wrong to defend Flukehead and the slut that testified
     
  18. WS-1

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    Musketman,

    Fluke-off.
     
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    Nice post Tom ! I say, between all the abortions, planned parenthood, and acceptance of gay marriage.... the left will breed itself out in a few generations.
     
  20. blade819

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    You guys are trying to justify this vulgar name calling by believing and saying "she deserved it". That's not for me to say and in my opinion not for anyone to say. If that Fat Slob called my Daughter a Slut or Prostitute either on the air or in person, I would hit him so hard that his "evasive" hearing aid would pop out of his Ocycotin/Viagra head. I would imagine any man, Husband or Father, would do the same. There is a way to undercut, demean, condem, humiliate, etc a person without lowering oneself to calling a person High School vulgarities although one shouldn't look on TS.com for examples.

    blade819
     
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