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The Funeral

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by WS-1, Sep 27, 2012.

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  1. WS-1

    WS-1 Banned User Banned

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    A prestigious cardiologist died and was given an extremely elaborate funeral by the hospital he had served for the bulk of his career.

    A huge heart, covered in red and white roses and carnations, stood behind the casket. Following long eulogies offered by the Doctor's priest and several of the Doctor's closest friends, the heart opened and the casket slowly rolled inside. The heart then closed, solemnly sealing the Doctor in its eternal embrace.

    Suddenly, one of the mourners broke into spontaneous and uncontrollable laughter. As all eyes stared at his curious behavior, he was finally able to regain his composure and say, "I'm so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynocolgist."
     
  2. Ljutic111

    Ljutic111 TS Member

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    Just imagine the moaners at a Proctologist`s funeral !!!
     
  3. PatMiles

    PatMiles Well-Known Member

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    Just imagine what the gynecologist's casket would look like.

    Pat
     
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